A scary animal story

One day, I walked outside to discover that the whole town was full of animals. One of the animals came up to me and muttered "You ruined everything you dildo" and to which I pooed alittle but its ok because a skeleton pooped out of the closet and bit my ass off
The next day I woke up in a talk show studio and I procceded to ruin the set and cause havic, and then an african-american man came into the room with pride and he sits down next to me. I say "I don't know what to do" and then a duck bites my pee-pee off.
IM ONLY 3 YEARS OLD SO RATE UP PLES